idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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