You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
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after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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