i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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