so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
You need a sexual gate keeper
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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