At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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