just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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