Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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