So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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