would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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