All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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