I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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