The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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