I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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