You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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