Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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