sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
