corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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