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.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
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What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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