better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
He shit in the fireplace
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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