Your face is a jimmy john
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
no you cant smoke seaweed
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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