I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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