Having a random hookup so left but love u
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Randomize
