i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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