I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Enjoy the penises
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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