Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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