i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
