i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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