And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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