You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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