and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
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My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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