I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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