I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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