I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm gonna have a badass scar
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Shame is for Republicans.
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