if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Are we still banned from the library?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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