She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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