Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He shit in the fireplace
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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