I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
When did we convert life to cartoon?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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