When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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