I'm jealous of your bromance
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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