All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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