i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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