I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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