I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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