Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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