I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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