i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
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TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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