party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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