After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Randomize