Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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