that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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