Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Do vagina's smell?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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