using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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