So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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